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Extendo-penis

A long shlong.

Or a shlong which becomes long.
"Hey Fred, Do you have an Extendo-penis?"

"Of course I do."
by Dathom September 24, 2023
mugGet the Extendo-penismug.

penis pit

by Counselman Davies November 25, 2013
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jeans penis

When a woman with a bodacious booty wears jeans but the front of the jeans hang loose in the crotch giving the illusion of having a male appendage even though you are a female
Those jeans give her a huge jeans penis. Nasty, wear something that fits that bodacious butt right!
by Kaery April 13, 2015
mugGet the jeans penismug.

sea penis

The foam noodle used for fun and general horseplay in pools or other bodies
Ex.: "Let go of my sea penis!"
by Eljimperor February 14, 2014
mugGet the sea penismug.

Penis Colada

A normal piña colada with a little bit of semen in it
My husband makes a mean penis colada you should try it some time
by Jeffery Epstein July 4, 2021
mugGet the Penis Coladamug.

Penis Admirer

A person who admires penises.
Dude, Chad’s a gay penis admirer!
by MarkegioligiousSauce August 30, 2022
mugGet the Penis Admirermug.

string penis

When you pull your dick so hard that it has the thickness and consistency of string.
Justin said on the news the other day about his wanting of a string penis.
by pseudonym anonymous lolz November 4, 2013
mugGet the string penismug.

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