Extendo-penis

A long shlong.

Or a shlong which becomes long.

"Hey Fred, Do you have an Extendo-penis?"

"Of course I do."

by Dathom September 24, 2023

penis pit

A vagina.

Pound my penis pit.

by Counselman Davies November 25, 2013

jeans penis

When a woman with a bodacious booty wears jeans but the front of the jeans hang loose in the crotch giving the illusion of having a male appendage even though you are a female

Those jeans give her a huge jeans penis. Nasty, wear something that fits that bodacious butt right!

by Kaery April 13, 2015

sea penis

The foam noodle used for fun and general horseplay in pools or other bodies

Ex.: "Let go of my sea penis!"

by Eljimperor February 14, 2014

Penis Colada

A normal piña colada with a little bit of semen in it

My husband makes a mean penis colada you should try it some time

by Jeffery Epstein July 4, 2021

Penis Admirer

A person who admires penises.

Dude, Chad’s a gay penis admirer!

by MarkegioligiousSauce August 30, 2022

string penis

When you pull your dick so hard that it has the thickness and consistency of string.

Justin said on the news the other day about his wanting of a string penis.

by pseudonym anonymous lolz November 4, 2013