the unbearable lightness of genius 

the unbearable lightness of genius is an affliction that affects only one person in the entire population of earth and this person is a guy named Seán (who is also affected by the unbearable lightness of awesomeness too but that's for another day)

when Seán woke that morning he was suddenly overcome by the unbearable lightness of genius...he knew that Wordle didn't stand a chance that day. unrelated... he also looked super hot.

the unbearable lightness of genius by dats wight wabbit April 3, 2022

Lightning McQueen 

the hottest car youve ever seen

Person 1: "omg that car is very attractive
Person 2: "i know, Lightning McQueen is the hottest car ive seen"

Lightning McQueen by ImMadAgain March 7, 2019

Lightweight baby! 

Its meant as motivating yourself to lift heavy and to create a whole lot of Hoo-Haa in the gym, definitely something Ronnie Coleman would say during workouts!

"Yeah buddddyyyyyy, thats peanut weights! LIGHTWEIGHT BABY!"

Lightweight baby! by vOnElith July 22, 2009

Lightskin activity 

Lightskin activity usually refers to actions that enforce stereotypes about African American men with light skin. This includes constantly proving to the world that you're pretty, homewrecking, and being an overall menace to society.

"That man has been giving nothing but lightskin activity."

Lightskin activity by NotALightSkin June 27, 2021

Chinese Lighthouse 

pop punk jams from the East Great Falls. They have a song called "The Falls" (Originality is their specialty). All members are in fact Chinese, so don't ask again. The drummer is extremely unfancy due to his years of confinement as lead snare for the marching band. The bassist claims to be an underwater creature specialist. The guitarist is an absolute prick because his balls are made of 100% air. And the frontman....well, he's just a big stocky loser. All 5 members (there's one imaginary one) may be classified as "drakesters" based off of their social media spam sent to the one and only Drake Bell. They are trolls on twitter.

I'm going to see Chinese Lighthouse tonight.

Chinese Lighthouse by mega man z400 August 22, 2014

Alec Lightwood 

A black haired man with blue/brown eyes. Incredible fighter and parabatai with Jace Herondale. Shipped with Magnus Bane, the ship being Malec. Alec is siblings with Izzy Lightwood. Alec Lightwood is a bean that must be protected at all costs.

PersonA: "What's your favourite ship?"
PersonB: ~whips out scroll~ "Let's see..my MOST favourite is Malec, a ship between Alec Lightwood and Magnus Bane.

Alec Lightwood by Sexy_Mother_Fucker July 18, 2018

purple lightsaber 

A bad-ass lightsaber belonging to the baddest mutha-fuckin' Jedi ever. Mace Windu.

Guy: Which lightsaber is it?
Mace Windu: The one that says 'bad mutha-fucka' on it.
Guy: What?
MW: The purple lightsaber, mutha-fucka, do you see it?!

purple lightsaber by Jesse Biesecker January 22, 2007