jerkable

adjective - (1) the condition or quality of an individual being so full of shit it's coming out their ears;

(2) (archaic) description for manic bards who can't keep their shit together;
(3) a personality assessment of the person reading this right now

Examples:

"That's the most jerkable bullshit I ever heard."

"Laura is jerkable in the worst way."

"Cut it out, you jerkable asshole!"

by gastroenterologist June 26, 2024

Jerk Burglar

Jerking off in a public bathroom that stinks so bad, you wear a mask on your face to cover the smell

The smell was so bad in the public bathroom, but I just had to have a go at myself.... now I'm a jerk burglar

by Gar Goyle June 27, 2024

Jerk

Slang another word for calling someone stupid unintelligent or someone who u dislike

Literal definition: to move or cause a jerk his head jerked

Jerk

by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025

Jerkcat

Act of precisely jerking the pus on the eggplant.

I have him the Jerkcat.

by Ranabachata February 3, 2025

Jerk that off you

When you want to borrow or take something from someone.

You: Yo my boy let me jerk that off you
My Boy: Here I got you
You: Thanks cuzzy

by Michael Glen March 11, 2026

jerk it

wanking for a good 5 hours

yo you want to jerk it?

by handle1234568764 February 18, 2025

Jerkarius

A gift from God , I'll always sees the good in things. Never back down. Things may become a struggle but they always find a way to make things better

Jerkarius a gift from God

by Mark right March 22, 2025