When a Girl (Most Likely To Be From Highfield) Invites You To 'Feed Her Horse At Midnight' She Is Asking You To Poke Her Up Her Dirty Little Fantoosh, Do NOT Say Yes As Your Fingers Will Go Green And Drop Off, and You Will More Than Likely Get Aids Or Some Other STI
Amy: Hey Sexy, Wanna Come Feed MY Horse At Midnight?
Cameron: Well, Ive Heard Alot About Your Dirty Little Beef Curtains And I Wouldnt Touch That Magott Infested Thing If I Was Asked By Your Mam.
Amy: OMG STFU!!!
Cameron: Well, I Only Speak the Truth.
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Cameron: Well, Ive Heard Alot About Your Dirty Little Beef Curtains And I Wouldnt Touch That Magott Infested Thing If I Was Asked By Your Mam.
Amy: OMG STFU!!!
Cameron: Well, I Only Speak the Truth.
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by YOURMAMSNICE June 13, 2008
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by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 4, 2004
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Friend: "Aw, dangit. I barely get paid anything. I wish I got paid more."
You: "Don't corrupt your horses. I just got laid off."
You: "Don't corrupt your horses. I just got laid off."
by lover1349 December 30, 2009
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Person 2 - Yeah Why?
Person 1 - Well i booked horse riding for today
Person 2 - FUCK NO
Person 2 - Yeah Why?
Person 1 - Well i booked horse riding for today
Person 2 - FUCK NO
by The4Turtsman May 19, 2017
Get the 2 men 1 horse mug.After making sweet love to Jim, Sarah described his wang as looking like a big juicy horse cock. Whether this is a compliment or not is up for debate.
by Sexy McAssington May 1, 2018
Get the big juicy horse cock mug.The eighth book in the Harry Potter series. All copies of this book will be invisible to everyone except the owner, due to illegal book sharing, so everyone has to get their own copy instead of borrowing others, seeing as J.K. Rowling is a poor, struggling artist who needs every bit of profit she can get... right. (sarcasm, for those who didn't recognize it)
Person 1: OMFG! Harry Potter and the Dead Horse is coming out! Gee, I wonder why it has such a weird title... what do you think?
Smart Person: personally, I think it's no use beating a dead horse, like J.K. does... jeez, it must be fuckin' horseburger by now... figuratively speaking.
Person: Oh. I still don't get it.
Smart Person: See what I mean...
Smart Person: personally, I think it's no use beating a dead horse, like J.K. does... jeez, it must be fuckin' horseburger by now... figuratively speaking.
Person: Oh. I still don't get it.
Smart Person: See what I mean...
by RoseThourne August 13, 2007
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