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Highfield 

Full Of Slags Scruffs Dirty People Druggies And People With Knives and Possibly Guns. Anyone Who Lives On the Estate Probably Has Aids Or Gave Your Dog STI's
Bob: Hey What you Doing Tonight?
Sally: Im Gonna Go Feed My Horse At Mighnight.
Bob: Oh Cool, Can I Come, Where You Gonna Do That?
Sally: On the Park Bench In the New Estate In Highfield.
Bob: Um... I Dont Wanna Like, Catch Anything Though, Maybe Some Other Time.
Sally: Fine, Be Like That, I Will Just Take You Mams Dog With Me, Im Sure We Will Have Loadsa Fun.
Highfield by YOURMAMSNICE June 13, 2008
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Highfield 

Highfield is the best place on earth. If you ever need any e’s or acid just knock on any door and you’ll be handed it for brekky. All the residents have either shagged your parents or their own siblings. The top streets of Highfield are where all the inbred mongrels call their home. And he estate...what a place to be in the summer. Folk without clothes on or their fluffy pyjamas...there is no inbetween.
Me - Wanna come to Highfield club?

My pal - Oh no il pass mate don’t wanna be shanked

Highfield's School 

At first it may appear that highfields is a prison or a power station but it is infact a secondary school çontructed in matlock, derbyshire in the 1980's. This austere and tragic mess of chewing gum and breeze blocks provides the ideal containment environment for the assorment of morally devoid educationally malnurited, ugg boot wearing, teen pregnancy enducing ragamuffins shaped within its walls. Some of them may hope to eventually escape as far afield as chezzy college, or to the greener pastures of the university of Derby. Presiding over this variety of muppets are an eclectic bunch of paedophiles, perverts, rapant homosexuals and borderline sociopaths. There only task is to ensure the streets of matlock are atleast safe to walk between 9 and 5 during term time. Atleast it has a better rugby team, aproachable girls and far better grades than lady manners. Oomphh.
I spent my childhood at Highfield's School, now I'm a brick layer in darley dale, With a porn addiction and an alchohol depéndancy.' Pissed up kev

hillfield 

Not a place for only rich snobs. A good percentage is but there are some nice ones. There are some hotties to.

+ if u bribe them they'll do your homework for you!
guy 1:yo man look at that chick, damn she fine!

guy 2:Yeah bro she must be one of them hillfield ho's! daaaaaaammmmn!
hillfield by kate wilson January 28, 2008

highfivelarious 

extremely funny
not lol funny
nor lmao funny
more like roflmao funny + a high-five
that was highfivelarious |wipes tears from eyes|
highfivelarious by levex January 11, 2010

Highfived 

When someone texts you gibberish while high, often they do not remember doing it or claim to not have meant to send it to you.

Example: do you wkaubd img high Mong person sounds
Yeah, he totally just highfived me, NBD.
Highfived by hug2002 February 8, 2019
Sending selfies while being high/smoking weed..
Bro you look so fakked up on that highfie!
Highfie by GekkeUr October 17, 2019
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