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Half-arsing 

Verb - Meaning to go about a designated task in an obvious and intentional half-arsed manner, with the expectation of having someone more motivated or capable step in and take over, and never being entrusted with such tasks ever again.
Woman to friend: "I don't know why I bother asking my insert either: Son/Husband/Brother/Housemate to help with insert either: cook/clean/laundry/chores etc, they'll just fart around Half-arsing it so that I take over in frustration and finish it properly, or have to do it all over again anyway."

Mother to Son: "Can you please help fold and put away your laundry?"
Son to Mother: *sighs* "OK..." * scrunches laundry into a ball and stuffs it in a drawer.*
Mother to Son: "you know what? Just get outta my way and quit Half-arsing around. I may as well just do it myself."
Half-arsing by Joools November 28, 2022
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Half and half 

Tea and lemonade with hella sugar added and sometimes flavoring. Popular in Baltimore
Ayo lemme get a sip of that half and half
Half and half by Bmoreslang December 5, 2022

half birthday december 5th 

you will be very lucky to have this and a friend who gives you pressies on your dec 5th half birthday!
'I have a half birthday december 5th, that means im amazing!'

half band kid 

A kid named Eric who somehow got sucked into the band kid crowd
Band kid 1: yo who’s this guy?

Band kid 2: oh it’s Eric, he’s a half band kid

Band kid 1: oh sick
half band kid by WormSoul December 13, 2022

Half-life 

1. The time taken for the radioactivity of a specified isotope to fall to half its original value. the time required for any specified property (e.g. the concentration of a substance in the body) to decrease by half.
2. One of the best video games you could ever play along with Portal.
Scenario1: "Iodine-131 has a Half-life of 8.1 days"
Scenario2: I love Half-life, the story and gameplay is just mind blowing!
Half-life by Zach T. Radass December 19, 2022

half beanie 

Having a condom on halfway and fucking a female. (It looks like a beanie on a dick)
Yo, I heard Tyler half beanied a bitch last night
half beanie by Half beanie legend January 23, 2023