Bricklayers cat

Ugly and Fucked up

Cor blimey she is as ugly. As a bricklayers cat!!

by Frankie479 April 16, 2019

Mango Cat

Mango cat is a popular Instagram artist best known for her smooth animation style. She is also the future overlord of heaven and hell and will rule this dimension with an iron fist. She is also very kind, caring, and beautiful.

“Mango cat is my favorite artist”
“Mango cat left mangoes under my Christmas tree last night”
“Mango cat took over the government”

by Anon 3598 October 8, 2019

cat snowman

Cat snowmans are godly if you ever are in the presence of a cat snowman you should be honored cat snowman’s are very rare if you ever see one you should take a picture

Do you want to build a cat snowman

by Oh my cats December 22, 2017

cat stank

When a cat hits a toy and hit with force

Man jeoffery (cat) put some cat stank on that toy

by 20beanfarts April 22, 2018

salad cat

Salad cat Someone whom uses lettuce or other salad material to intimately fondle ones nether regions.

Jerry: I hope you don’t use that lettuce for what I’m thinking.
Adam: Fuck off, I’m not a Salad cat like you!

by BayofBengal January 8, 2018

hearding cats

Spending endless amounts of effort and while going nowhere

Trying to explain what was needed to support a revenue transaction felt more and more like hearding cats.

by mystery shopper 2 March 30, 2017

over catting

Any more than one cat per two people in a household is considered over catting. 2-1 ratio is the permissible limit .

My buddy is severely over catting with one cat per person in his house.

by machismo April 21, 2017