Blindshelled

To be hit by a bullet fired upward in celebration or warning with no particular target.

Andy was minding his own business when he was blindshelled by Keith’s Happy New Years bullet.

Frank, attending New Years at Times Square, was blindshelled by a bullet falling from the sky.

by InnocentParty December 31, 2024

blinding stew

Stew that blinds people for 24 hours, One day blinding stew that you feed to your children to stop them biting hair by blinding them for a day.

Dave: "my daughter is biting my hair what do I do?"
Lynda, Georgia, Rebecca, rei, and lizzy: "feed her blinding stew that makes her blind for 1 day"

by Marshywanderer March 1, 2025

Blindwiping

The act of wiping one's ass and dropping the soiled tissue straight into the toilet without inspecting it thus not knowing when one's ass is clean and poo free.

"Have you seen Simon's underwear, they're always full of skid-marks"

"Yeah, that's because he's been Blindwiping all of his life!"

by Crixxus July 19, 2025

Blindrift

Blindrift

Definition (English):
The delayed realization that someone you distrusted or envied—mostly because others influenced you—was actually genuine and well-meaning.

. Harshit bhatnagar

*. *Even after years of thinking Riya was selfish, Harshit realized he was wrong. He had judged her based on what others said. It was a complete Blindrift

by Bharshit July 21, 2025

blindeye

a quality in a person or perspective regarding something subjective due to their own social and/or personal bias

" I think you have too much blindeye on this"

"How you feel about them is giving you blindeye, man"

by zenstoner December 14, 2025

garbage blindness

Sudden loss of vision when the garbage can is full and needs emptied. Popular among lazy roommates and family members.

It's Tom's job to take out the garbage, but due to his garbage blindness, I had to do it myself.

by jpraxis December 2, 2010

blacklight blindness

the image portrayed after a blacklight is turned on, blindness appears from a subjects mouth. Normal humans must wear protective attire to prevent the occurance of blindness.

" OMFG get the welding hood! Kara turned on the blacklight!" This is blacklight blindness.

by jack mahoggoff January 10, 2012