Jack: Yo man I really like this girl
Kieran: Did you hit that shit bro, what position, you crack??
Jack: Bro I just took her out to eat
Kieran: You ate her out???
Jack: Thats Heinous Work bro.
Kieran: Did you hit that shit bro, what position, you crack??
Jack: Bro I just took her out to eat
Kieran: You ate her out???
Jack: Thats Heinous Work bro.
by Kieran Markwick May 26, 2025
Something so utterly outrageous and dispicable that it warrants being called heinous work. It is imperrative that you lock in after this.
by Kieran Markwick May 20, 2025
Any controlled substance used while at work. Calling them “work drugs” is just an attempt to make it seem like doing drugs at work is a normal thing to be doing.
You seem a little high strung today Bill, did you get into the work drugs again?
Andy often used work drugs on days that he was hung over. . . doctors orders, don’t worry about it.
Andy often used work drugs on days that he was hung over. . . doctors orders, don’t worry about it.
by Freightrain47 April 07, 2018
Person 1: What does she do all day?
Person 2: She would never say it, but I think she is a work from home hussy.
Person 1: Oh, that explains it.
Person 2: She would never say it, but I think she is a work from home hussy.
Person 1: Oh, that explains it.
by votme March 01, 2025
To gain significant advantage or make one's way through the world by exploiting social dynamics, state institutions and weaponising the law (usually to the detriment of moral but naive others).
Cindy: "I'm so over my farting, snoring husband, but I need him. How about you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"
Fouling around while in a committed relationship is only allowed as long as it is with coworkers. This is considered a “team building” function and helps create trust, respect, and loyalty within a company.
“Dude did you hear Josh was banging Leslie from the mail room”
“Yea, it’s not cheating though due to the Austin Work Rule”
“Yea, it’s not cheating though due to the Austin Work Rule”
by RefineryWorker May 30, 2024
Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.
The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.
Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.
or
Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.
In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.
It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.
or
Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.
In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.
It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023