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Waffle

Widely known as the name of a popular breakfast food, the word Waffle also describes the most beloved and awesome dog you ever owned. This dog was likely a companion, best friend, and part of the family. You will love other dogs, but they will never be your Waffle. Derived from “Chicken and Waffles,” an exceptionally awesome breakfast dish.
I loved all of the dogs of owned, but Bruno was my Waffle.
by EliaWolff October 25, 2025
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Wafflebomb

wafflebomb (n.)
The unexpected, high-velocity "explosion" of bodily fluids (usually semen) that occurs when one person is performing oral sex (the "waffling") and the other person's gag reflex is triggered, resulting in a sudden and messy "bomb" of ejected contents.
The term specifically refers to the chaotic moment where both parties are simultaneously... contributing... to the mess, creating a bizarre and unfortunate mixture reminiscent of a sticky, syrup-covered breakfast.
Example wafflebomb usage
Person 1: "How was your date with Chad?"
Person 2: "It was going great until we got back to his place. We... uh... we had a wafflebomb
Person 1: "Oh god. Who started it?"
Person 2: "Does it matter? His comforter
by Onegite1 November 6, 2025
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Waffleicious

When you eat the waffles on Roblox and they so good you have to exclaim this frfr 🔥🔥🔥
“Mm.. waffles. Waffleicious!”
by nmbr1boweater January 8, 2026
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eggotistical waffle

to pour it on like syrup. to be overbearing with words of ones achievements or pertaining to ones self.
yo man, why you straight up being an eggotistical waffle?
by Papa Dub March 9, 2008
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dousche waffle

a term used to describe a restaurant similar to steak and shake only gayer
waitress:welcome to doushce waffle, may i take your order?

old man:what??? in my day, dousche was sucked thro ya by the nazis. meh.

tgi fridays is a major dousche waffle house
by mcfly penis face May 8, 2008
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fish waffle

1) a waffle shaped like a fish

2)a fried fish with lines from a spatula

3)a word used in excitement after reaching the top of a rope
1)Yummy, we are having fish waffles for breakfast.

2)The fish waffle fell off my plate and left greesy, black lines.

3)Fish waffle!
by bunny xoxo August 6, 2009
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Dead waffels

when some one feels so full off of sweets that they feel they are going to die..
damn gurl, im dead waffels after this sweet buffet...
by lilly locker December 15, 2010
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