Miracle Whip

A term used for an old man masturbating
Wow my grandpa made a big miracle whip
by Halex69club February 01, 2019
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miracle whip

ew worst thing of all
what?! u ate miracle whip? get outta here weirdo!
by himiko holmes January 23, 2022
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Miracle Whip

Miracle Whip gives a sandwich a goblin cum flavour
by pdedes December 01, 2017
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whipping boys

a team that constantly loses matches in a league or tournaments
Team Hornets are the whipping boys of the league, they never win!
by whippingboy1999 May 14, 2021
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Whip Lad

When you are dating someone and it comes to the point where you are so whipped it defines you. You will do what your significant other wants before they even know they want it. 24/7. You are one with being a Whip Lad
Matt is such a Whip Lad, he will do anything Gabby wants!
by whipladlover May 10, 2019
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Sacrificial whipping boy

No. I'm not going to pay the price for your inability to cope with the fact that your kids are getting fucked and stuffed by your priests and your bureaucrats.
Hym "No. I'm just a sacrificial whipping boy you're using to cope with your child safety anxiety. Nothing has changed. I still have everything to gain and nothing to lose. And you can't say the same."
by Hym Iam May 03, 2023
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verbally whipped

Similar to pussy whipped, but in this situation the person being whipped is receiving no pussy, and instead is whipped by the idea of talking to a pretty girl.
"Did you see how Brandon blew us off for those freshman girls?"
"Yeah he's pussy whipped""
"Nah dude, we both know he's not getting any, he's verbally whipped."
by P0nd Scum May 17, 2018
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