Turkey smalls

When a dude has partied too much and can’t get his dick to get “big” or up at all. Queens (Astoria) slang for coke d.

I’m sorry babe, I’ve got turkey smalls. Maybe in the morning…..

by 💁🏻‍♀️ November 2, 2025

Turkey slurpy

The game of slurping a thin slice of turkey and whoever chokes of the turkey slice first loses.

Can be played with any amount of people

Person 1: "Dude lets play Turkey Slurpy!"
Person 2: "Alright let me get the turkey slices"

by Turkey slurpy master November 6, 2025

Turkey-Head

When someone is giving someone else fellatio and the whole time they're saying

the words "GOBBLE-GOBBLE-GOBBLE!!“
or conversly

the words "g’bl-g’bl-g’BLAAAHK!"

Or something that sounds similar to the sounds a turkey would make.

"Hey bro how'd the date go last night?"

“Turkey-head all night, she was all Gobble Gobble Gobble gluck"

by Kuhlbones November 22, 2025

Turkey's Honor

Have you ever asked yourself what Turkey's think of Thanksgiving? Well I'm here to answer that question. You should not feel guilty about eating them. They're not afraid of death. For a Turkey, dying to us to become a Thanksgiving meal, is the greatest honor of all. They love it! It is a great honor for a Turkey to be chosen on Thanksgiving. They are celebrated with a hero's death and they go out like a national hero. So, you should not feel bad for eating meat on Thanksgiving. Turkey's Honor.

Turkey "Turkey's Honor!"
Human "Turkey's Honor!"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary November 26, 2025

Turkey Turd

Somebody who acts in a goofy or aloof manner, typically used affectionately

"Dahlia was being a turkey turd last night, she reorganized all my books by height and reverse alphabetical order"

by AndromedaCheddarCheese December 7, 2025

Turkey chaser

A honry femboy male man who tends to only get into a relationships with pregnant women but the relations go nowhere so he continues to date women who currently have a turkey in the oven

Eric - lol did you hear about ricky hes dating fucking becky bitch from joli bees now Ha! Unreal
Nick - hahah ya his sister told me isnt that bitch due to fucking burst anyday now?

Eric - i cant even stand him for longer then 5 mins hes such a fucking turkey chaser, makes me sick

by XyloZeem December 15, 2025

Turkey

Can mean to be high out of your mind or to refer to a girls large bottom (her butt)

“Bro I’m so Turkey rn, I can feel my heart beat”
“Damn girl your shit turkey”

by RedRyan January 12, 2026