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Crazy Wank

The act of viciously masturbating fully naked for over 5 minutes. Throughout the process the subject uses his hand to stroke his penis to near ejaculation, then the subject relaxes for a bit. Then the subject continued to slightly stroke his penis and then he uses a sex toy (store bought or hand made) and places it in a position where it won't move around a lot and the subject viciously fucks the sex toy until near ejaculation. Then the subject is free to experiment with unusual kinds of sexual acts (ex: finger in the bum, other masturbation teqniques, other kinky fetishs). Then once the subject is satisfied withhimself and ready to ejaculate, he must use up the rest of the lube on his penis and hands, and then it is time for the last hurrah. The subject firmly grasps his penis and then he strokes it much faster and harder and it should give the individual a sensation of both mild pain and crazy erotic pleasure. The individual moans to make the procedure much more impactful and when he reaches the climax, the procedure is complete.
Carl: bro I just haven't jacked off at all recently. I'm just not into it anymore

Eddie: last night I had a CRAZY WANK and I will tell you, I changed my life!
by Derkadurr August 5, 2017
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crazy buns

A female with a really nice butt but she’s psycho, crazy, cray-cray, off the wall, insane.

More than likely a hard drug abuser, immature, psychotic, scammer, deranged prostitute/stripper, etc….

Even though she has a nice booty and you’d love to hit it, it’ll more than likely open up more problems than intended.

Another word for a stank ass hoe but she got a nice ass.
Me: Yo Stan whatever happened to Laura with the nice booty you guys use to talk all the time.

Stan: I was ready to hit one night, but I caught her speedballin in the bathroom and she tried to steal my wallet. She crazy buns she belong to the streets.
by Jayley Weathers December 19, 2022
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bat shit crazy

when someone is a tad bit coo coo and was probably dropped a hundred and three times as a child
by trynaproveapoint February 13, 2019
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crazy

High level of hatred that leaves an enraged emotion that anyone that wont help you get revenge on the reason you are so angry doesn't understands and excites the rant and rave results of inside voice levels of talking to yourself that gets accepted to appear as if thinking out loud until you get close enough to hear the hateful words that are outlandish and idiotic curse words creating a retaliated concept in thought of a persons name to go at the end of the sentence about the said person that isn't present for extended amounts of time and easily initiated as if the rejection recently happened
"Crazy is as crazy does".
by Kaetag April 19, 2024
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Super wacko crazy baloney

When something is so crazy or insane that it just turns to baloney
That school day was super wacko crazy baloney
by Purpstar615 July 12, 2023
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The Quarantine Crazies

Derived from the phrase, "Cabin Fever", it is a physiological disorder where your mental state has dwindled due to multiple days/weeks/months/etc. being enclosed in their homes or other living situation.
Hey Jack, do you know what's wrong with Mary? Oh yeah, don't worry about her. She just had "The Quarantine Crazies". She'll be fine after a while.
by Stoner-Hed November 10, 2020
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Crazy day + Frantic Experience + New Video = Immortality

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Crazy day + Frantic Experience + New Video = Immortality
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
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