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Troll

Troll are retarded morons with delusions of self importance
The trolls at the NYT New York Times are at it again.
by Booneoracle December 3, 2017
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troll batter

When you are being a troll and it ends up be so delicious that you say to your partner and shout "SUCK MY TROLL BATTER" and they are like "well you earnt it"!
by TheAC160PlaneMan December 11, 2017
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star-nose trolled

The prank of cutting off your friend's nose while he's sleeping, in order to resemble a star-nosed mole.
Faggot 1: Dude! Was I just star-nose trolled?

Faggot 2: IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO!
by The Rogue Faggot December 12, 2017
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troll mole

A spy who infiltrates a foreign country, corporation or organization with the intent of using social media or other media sources to sow seeds of confusion, misinformation, deception and destruction. The troll mole is more dangerous than a bot because they attack their target from within. spy, bot, Russian bot, troll, mole, sleeper agent, Putinbot, Russiagate, hacker, President Trump, Hillary Clinton, President Obama, CIA, FSB, FBI, 2016 elections, Mueller investigation, James Comey, Kremlin, Vladimir Putin, Russia, infiltrator, liberal media, social media, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram
The liberal media keeps saying that Russians influenced the recent elections. I don’t buy it, a troll mole doesn’t have that much power, we are America strong!
by joecoolthefool February 17, 2018
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Troll

A person that artfully destroys your credibility on office forums/chats. They seek to destroy your beneficial posts by their own gain much like a dirty pirate plundering civilian trade ships. They have no lack of compassion for the fellow man and look to laugh at their very own jokes as you infuriate within yourself.

Some have this Trolling skill so trained that in person you don’t understand truth from trolling. The receiver of said troll is constantly burdened mentally which usually results in lashing out from emotional pain and exhaustion, which is exactly what the troll wants and feeds on. The troll only gets stronger at that point diving deeper into Trollism. If they are your friend soon you won’t even recognize them anymore.

Some say it’s from complete indulgence in high fluoride levels numbing the pinaeal gland resulting in docile emotions, and trolling then takes hold of the mind.

The only remedy for trollism is hours of concentrated photosynthesis. (Possible weakness: Trolls also have a hard time completing regular expressions.)
You: “Patrick you see that article I posted today? Insane right!?”
Troll: “That’s so 3 hours ago”

You: “Hey Patrick I really need to organized my family photos on my computer, any ideas?”
Troll: “Go to your folder on terminal, and rm -f”
by Webster’s brother May 9, 2018
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trolling gang

A littttt fam that contains 3 littt people
Mylee
Sapphire

Omar
^^^^^
Trolling gang
by Littttfam March 14, 2018
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Trolling

1. A fancy term for baiting a fish.
2. When a person writes a comment online that is intended to upset people and bring them lots of attention. Unlike what happened with their moms during childhood.
Stop responding to this guy, he's obviously trolling.
by SilverishGoldNova March 15, 2018
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