Scenester

A scenester is someone that decides to dress according to what they think is original, but is only what a genre of music, mainly techno and punk rock, put out as the norm.

How to tell a scenester if you ever are in doubt:
-Must have a fully edited myspace, often with hearts or music backgrounds.
-Mentions robots, indie bands, techno bands, any other band name that they listen to no matter how obscure, and expect you to know what they are on about.
-Proclaims to the world when they get drunk because they think it makes themselves appear cooler.
-Very condescending towards others.
-Takes photos of self in mirror, in sunnies, in bikinis, from above, of boobs, of self doing things that are illegal.
-Uses pointless slang words like chu, fk, cnt, yu, r, wht, shu, hru, srs.
-Always talks themselves up, saying they get hit on all the time.
-Uses a computer program to edit photos to add hearts and other useless shit to them.
-Desperately wants the world to give them attention, whilst still remaining hated by everyone.

Man 1: Shit, is that Liz.V i see over there in the distance?
Man 2: Doesnt look like it, just some scenester poser with no life taking photos of herself.
Man 1: Yeah thats what i meant.

by Watchfull Eye April 29, 2009

Scenester

A word that refers to a scene kid. Scenesters are probably the most arrogantly obnoxious creatures to have ever walked the earth. They Act as though they are the best thing since sliced bread. And have aquired a taste for Dinosaurs, Robots, Gir, and Hello kitty oh and dont forget elmo. When really, if given a lesson on the jurassic, they'll all go bangbang, and start yelling obnoxiously about how great they are on account of there miniscule attention span. They try to be individual, but really....Theres a whole fuck load just like them.

"Ugh Them scenester? She kept rambling on about how great her dinosaur shirt matched with her hello kitty back pack."

by DefenitlyNOTyou August 17, 2009

scene whore

some person, without any technical skill, that seeks scene status by sucking up others

<halfdead> <- scene whore

by halfdead June 12, 2004

Murder Scene

Never you mind the perpetrators. The REAL murder scene is when you sneak a deuce onto the rim or a public toilet, wipe yer keester, and then ‘chalk’ an outline of yourself onto the stall walls in deuce juice. If you really want to go over the top, then you save a little doo-doo butter, and wipe it all over the sink handles, soap, and paper towel handles, whilst saving a little extry for the exit door handle. NOICE!

Rod the Bod left a murder scene in the shit house at that Friendly's Restaurant back in the 90s. Tony was witness to that afwul carnage... Other than Tony, there are no credible witnesses in this unsolved case, although a plaque was dedicated in honor of the event.

by Jeremiaj December 16, 2006

scenester

someone who tries to be emo but, however, they can't pull it off.

Hillary (Ashlee Simpson) is such a fake. She looks like such a scenester.

by gigga May 16, 2006

Scene

Um.. Scene people r hawt!!
U guys r just jealous cos u have like no indivisuality :s
N we r more confident than u
so like fawk off
Lubbya
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fashionXcore
N btw myspace rawks u bitches..

UN SCENE BOY: "I'm jealous of hawt scene boys who get scene girls, so I'll spread that they're slags..yeah mun"
SCENE GIRLS: "Um?Ur pissed cos U cant get scene girls cos ur not hawt"

by Amber fashionXcore December 28, 2005

scene

l0sers wh0 think they are the h0ttest,c00lest pe0ple ever they SAY they like ch0ppy hair cuts, headbands, din0saurs,and bands y0u've never heard 0f. they cann0t think for themself
d0n't bec0me scene...y0u lose respect and l0se friends. my exfriend n0w thinks shes scene....and shes l0st it.

scene kid:HEY i WENT TO 7 CONCERTS iN ONE NiGHT
(everyone believes them)

by orlando bloom is minex33 April 16, 2006