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speedon't 

A Speedo worn by someone who shouldn't be wearing one.
Eww, look at that old flabby guy in his Speedon't!
speedon't by NLP May 26, 2008
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Speedie is a great guy. He is funny, and handsome and very smart! He is right in love with Amy, and they'll be together forever! Speedie is just great!
That's Speedie? Wow!
Speedie by randomdancing August 30, 2012
abbreviation for special needs

(SPEcial-neEDS)

(never use near anyone of the speeds variety)
ELI:zack did u see that guy?
ZACK:ya he def had speeds or something, what a tard!
speeds by Grego Berger February 15, 2009

Speedboating 

Guy Lombardo was not just a orchestra leader, he was into speedboating as well.
Speedboating by Flava Jay December 9, 2008

Speedball 

1. The awesome mixture of heroin and cocaine for recreational use

2. The greatest sport in the world combining the aspects of soccer and handball with some rules of ultimate frisbee. The game is played on a basketball court with goals on either side (tables, mats, etc) The object of the game is to pass around the ball and score. you can use your hands or feet. When the ball is in your hands, you have to stop moving. When on the ground, you can dribble with your feet. The biggest rule is that the last thing the ball touches before it gets into your hands CANNOT be the ground. (i.e you cant dribble the ball like in basketball. You would have to kick it up to yourself to get it in your hands off he ground) Score with hands = 1pt, Feet= 2pts, head = 3pts...PLAY TO WIN
1. Guy 1: Dude Im bored as hell

Guy 2: Wanna go do some speedball?

Guy 1: Yea, but only if its a 65:35 heroin

2. Person 1: Hmm i want to play soccer, but then I also want to use my hands like in handball, but then I'd like to somehow incorporate the rules of ultimate frisbee...Too bad there is no sport like that.

Person 2: Are you fucking retarded? Did you not read the definition above? Its called speedball dumbass
Speedball by the crimson chinn August 17, 2009

Ramming Speed 

Gay nautical exploration with men named "Speed"
Hey guys, I think we'll hit ramming speed tonight!
Ramming Speed by Mike Anaka September 12, 2007