I Want A Math Debate

A funny prank used to trick someone into saying out loud that they wish to masturbate.

Slowly: "I want a math debate."
Quickly: "I wanna masturbate."

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 14, 2023

Ich in der Mathearbeit

something u say when u see a really fucked up pin on pinterest or really anything that looks fucked up
(german: me during the maths class test)

*really fucked up picture*
Me: ich in der Mathearbeit

by Leni 😎 September 22, 2023

You’re not a mathematicia

What you say to someone when they try to inturrupt your conversation that doesn’t involve them

Girl: So, what did you think?
Guy: I liked the movie, I thought it was-
Random Person: WELL I THOUGHT-
Girl: You’re not a mathematician, don’t add to this conversation!

by Basilboy64 October 10, 2023

The Zombification of Singapore Math

When math writers and publishers in the “fine” city of Singapore discover that math-anxious students are more inclined or motivated to solve brain-unfriendly word problems or fiendish questions that involve ghosts, vampires, zombies, and other paranormal or satanic figures rather than those dealing with humans or animals.

The zombification of Singapore math has alarmed a number of conservative or puritan parents and homeschoolers both locally and abroad, especially in red-pilled states that have a significant proportion of ultra-MAGA or anti-woke voters.

by Numerati January 20, 2024

Fucking with my math

When someone tries to help you out with something you're doing, but all they're doing is making it harder. The term comes from parents and how the switch to common core math and algebra only made things more complicated and harder, when the intent was to help make it easier

guy 1: *is moving something heavy through a doorway*

guy 2: "let me help you with that" *grabs the thing and starts moving it around on their own and shit*

guy 1: "can you just stop? you're fucking with my math"

by CalypsoKobold July 16, 2024

Fucking with my math

When someone tries to help you out with something you're doing, but all they're doing is making it harder. The term comes from parents and how the switch to common core math and algebra only made things more complicated and harder, when the intent was to help make it easier

guy 1: *is moving something heavy through a doorway*

guy 2: "let me help you with that" *grabs the thing and starts moving it around on their own and shit*

guy 1: "can you just stop? you're fucking with my math"

by CalypsoKobold July 16, 2024

Post Truth Math

Also known as “Fake Math,” “Trump Math,” “Bigly Math,” and “BS Math.” Half-lies and conspiracies about or on math and math education, which look superficially or uncritically fun, but they are conceptually dangerous to most semi-innumerates and non-symbol-minded folks.

Millions of MAGA patriots have been brainwashed or radicalized to believe post truth math without questions, which has indirectly led to the banning of some math titles or classics in some puritan circles.

by Numerati August 4, 2024