Matthew

Matthew is a very awkward at times and tends to be not so good at sports. Claims chess is a sport and has a big ego that can be over bearing at times.
Sarah: look who it is
Jon: oh shit it’s Matthew. Gross
by Sugardaddy02 November 22, 2021
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Matthew

People who are named Matt that wants to be more like that one guy from the bible and just wants to get bitches when he knows he works a 9-5.
John "hey what's up Matt!"

Matthew "ITS MATTHEW"

John "oh yea bible guy"
by SL_lME October 06, 2021
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Matthew

Will wank off dogs for a bag of quavers
Guy: hey want a bag of quavers?
Matthew : yeah only if I can wank off your dog first
by Betafish nikki May 08, 2025
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matthew

literally the most handsome man on planet earth i love him sm.
matthew is my bf:))
by ohmygodkms November 24, 2021
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Matthew

Matthew is a brown haired, brown eyed nerdy boi
you will instantly fall for him, if you find a Matthew, never let him go
Girl 1: You like Matthew?
Girl 2: Yeah, who doesn't like him?
Girl 1: I love him, and I will kill you before you lay a finger on him
by Onion bitch November 03, 2022
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Matthew

A sexcy beast and girls love his personality. Hes also a naai and people love to be around him
Look at that naai Matthew, hes so sexy
by Dabattlepass April 20, 2021
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Matthew

Matthew is a name of a guy usually with dirty blonde or brunette hair. He is one of the most sweetest boys you’ll ever meet I’m telling you. He will flip your whole world around just like that, he can sometimes have an attitude but most times he is super funny and you may call him annoying because of the way he talks so much but that’s how matthews are right? Always ready to express themselves. Matthews are very kind, supportive, cute, attractive, and hot. He is usually late for school most days, although that can’t ever stop you from looking at him.
Girl one: damn shit that guys hot?

Girl two: that’s the guy in my class

who’s always late.

Girl one: probably a Matthew.
by Cutest mfff alive February 15, 2022
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