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Plow job

The act of shaving the scalp, then lubricating the scalp. after the individual lubricates the scalp. said person inserts head into their partners anus, or rubs scalp against their partners anus.
Joe lost a bet to Jon. he then had to give a plow job to their gross teacher Mr.Yanker
by dear jon February 24, 2011
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hand job

The only suitable reparation when ice cream is purchased for someone. Perfect execution is achieved by using the terminal part of the human arm located below the forearm (used for grasping and holding and consisting of the wrist, palm, four fingers, and an opposable thumb) to masturbate said purchaser of ice cream in the front seat of one's Honda Civic. Only then can one truly be squared away.
Bitch! I bought you ice cream! No where the hell is my hand job?
by thespookyfog December 28, 2005
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jay job

Smoking a joint while getting your dick sucked
"Oh my god I had my first jay job last night"
by Kitvsthehulk September 2, 2013
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Scraper Job

When One preforms oral sex on top of a scraper bike or sky scraper.
Omg, Jenny gave me a hella retarded scraper job!!!!!!!....It was uncomfertable.
by Cazmanman August 2, 2007
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Job Whore

A person, usually male, who often sells himself to jobs for the opportunity to make money. They are often considered inferior to whores in general, as the common types of whores are generally guaranteed money prior to the performance of the job.
Neal is a job whore, he has applied for like 50 jobs in the past day.
by aoedogg July 13, 2010
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Palm Job

When you are fingering a girl and you began to push your palm on her clit in order to make her cum.
Male: Let me give you a palm job.
Female: What's that?
Male: It's when I push my palm on your clit while fingering you.
Female: Ok, can you make me cum.
Male: Yup.
Female: Do it.
by BBG_375 June 2, 2018
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cushy job

A comfortable job for a delicate person that pays well too
The day I left college, I landed a cushy job at the government. Life couldn't be any easier.
by RuberHelios July 4, 2016
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