Shag Ass

v. to flee from an area, typically to evade trouble

Example 1
Guy 1: "Yo man, you got the goods?"
Guy 2: Hell yeah, give me just on sec my man."
*police siren*
Guy 1: "Oh shit! It's the fuzz! Lets shag ass!"

Example 2
Guy 1: "Dayyyummm! Look at that fine bitch comin'this way."
Guy 2: Nigga, dats my ex! The one I was tellin' you bout who won't stop callin' my house. Lets shag ass!"

by Purple Turkoglu Also April 19, 2013

ass stamp

When you sit on something with no clothes on.

Dude ass stamped my couch.

by Lisa Avery December 25, 2007

platonic ass

sleeping with many girls and never getting laid. Usually involves hardcore cuddling.

Brett Farve: "I have only been getting platonic ass lately."

by snowboarder810 February 21, 2010

Squash Ass

The intense amount of pain in the buttox region that is a consequence of playing too much squash. Due to muscle soreness.

I played squash for four hours today after not having played it in three years. I'm going to have a serious case of squash ass tomorrow.

by squasherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr January 7, 2009

blue ass

n. term for splashback from a portable restroom. Used with dump and jump or hover

I layer the bottom of the toilet with tp to help prevent blue ass.

by poopstain420247 April 18, 2010

Inverted Ass

An up front ass, no party in the back. Literally. Commonly seen at Walmart, an overweight women without an ass, usually has the fat stored in front. This storage of fat in the front, with the lack of it in the back creates an inverted ass.

"Damn son she had a fat inverted ass" booty
"Jim you don't want that"

by BigHossWilly July 2, 2016

ass paste

think semi solid shit that squirts out slowly in a long tube shape as if it where coming out of a toothpaste tube. often required viggourous wiping afterward.

"toothpaste? nah, i use ass paste!"

by jim May 7, 2005