mud flaps

The human buttocks; specifically, the skin and muscle enclosing the anus. The body part that sandwiches residual fecal matter attached to the rectum, thus providing a buffer between one's undergarments.

My mud flaps felt like sandpaper, leading me to believe that I may not have adequately wiped myself.

by Chocotacojewboy November 1, 2007

flapjack

eating out a bitch while she's droppin a deuce aka: the female blumpkin

ever since we got on the same poop schedule, she'll give me a blumpkin then i'll give her a flapjack.

by Flapjack Joe April 24, 2008

copper flappin lollipop

what came out of my mouth when trying to say "god damn lollipop" while trying to get a lollipop out of the wrapper while shroomin

"my copper flappin lollipop!"

by jenn November 15, 2004

Mud Flaps

oversized, used anus.

She likes it in the ass so much, her ass looks like it has mud flaps.

by Bumbomb.com May 4, 2003

shimmy my flaps

to clean the cliterous

i got fucked last night and can you shimmy my flaps

by take a spoon and eat my ass April 10, 2004

Cunty Flaps

The vaginal flaps of a women, usually seeping pus.

erghhhhhhhhhh look at your cunty flaps

by JAPPS FROGERS (aka jade and jen) December 10, 2007

flapjack

the male genitalia; often referred to as weiner, dick, dong, wang, and hotdog, among many others.

Hey (male name), come over here and stick your flapjack in my napsack.

by bj January 3, 2004