Emily Sturiale

raging bitch

everyone: “ you know that girl emily sturiale, yeah she’s a raging bitch”

by topteir November 29, 2019

Chatty Emily

giggly, verbose forewoman in Georgia’s Special Purpose Grand Jury

Lou and Skyler turned on the evening news and ended up shouting at their screen. “why the ACTUAL fuck is this Emily person blabbing to multiple media outlets? #TFG is on-the-hook for felonies and she could be screwing things up. Chatty Emily might ratfuck everything in her 15 minutes”

by Uncle Joosie February 22, 2023

emily

a hottie

emily is a hottie frfr

by tuydoiwshsl July 10, 2023

Emily

She’s just toxic. Will snatch your soul and break your heart

Emily watched my phone call ring and didn’t answer. Pain.

by Jordan_2301 August 12, 2020

Emily

Emily cooks. She cooks men. She cooks food. And she’ll cook you too.
She’s hot enough to roast your man and call you roast beef—the way your lips look when you lie. 😮 💨
But let’s be real—she’s sweet as hell. Adorable beyond reason. The kind of girl with a smile that could undo a bad day in a second.
She’s the fire in my heart, and when you finally see this em, know you are loved even when it doesn’t seem like it ❤️ stay safe Sméagol ;)

When you hear G6 playing, know an Emily is nearby 🫠

by OnlySheKnows June 26, 2025

emily love

a walking L the saddest of them all an annoying pansexual who is also colourblind.

i hate emily love

by i slay emily doesnt October 30, 2022

Emily C

Emily is an amazing and beautiful person. She is so sweet and kind and intelligent, and has beautifully coloured hair. She’s doesn’t realise how much people actually like her, and who has a crush on her wink* wink*

Person 1: Oh hey, who’s that girl sat over there, she seems nice
Person 2: Oh yeah she is, that’s Emily C.

by AnAveragePerson1625 November 25, 2021