Crusting

"Crusting" is the act of making sourdough bread within your asshole.

Farting: If you fart well crusting, this acts as the seasoning/aroma. The poop particles create this seasoning, and the aroma is from the smell.
Clenching: Clenching and unclenching acts as mixing the sourdough starter kit.
Pooping: This either adds to the sourdough starter kit, or happens when you are ready to bake the sourdough bread. Make sure to have a container!

"Hey Tony, what have you been doing this weekend?"

"Oh y'know, crusting, I just got my second sourdough starter kit off of amazon!"

"Aw that's awesome! I can never seem to crust long enough to get a good loaf of bread."

Crusting by Jeremy Sourdough kit December 30, 2025

Crustamusta

Someone who doesn’t wipe after a nice shite and then let’s it marinate and crust after a week long period then peels it off like a scalp

Oi Bobby you lil crustamusta get your fatass over here

Crustamusta by The gobblerobler February 10, 2026

Crust Buddy

An individual accepting of another's pizza crust

Eloise hates pizza crust, so her crust buddy always eats her crust.

Crust Buddy by Italy May March 7, 2026

crustfur

A furry with dry skin and/or chapped lips who refuses to use chapstick. (The person writing this definition is a crustfur)

I highly doubt they have a gif for crustfur (I literally just made up the word), so I'll just put a normal furry gif.

crustfur by UndyneTheFishie April 22, 2026

Crustabeleagureadismistic

It's the state of being confused about why you can't clean up after yourself and your room is always a disgusting mess, you don't want it that's way, but you can't seem to motivate yourself enough to clean up the dried up half eaten bowl of coco puffs or the unfinished and moldy load of bread I under the pile of socks

I would probably have a girlfriend if I weren't so damn Crustabeleagureadismistic.

Crustabeleagureadismistic by anonymous May 13, 2026

crusting

the act of shitting REALLY hard and not cleaning your cheeks so your shit dries on your ass and becomes flakey

wait im crusting!

crusting by #1 cruster May 25, 2026

Crust Quest

Early 2000s to mid 2010s, when everything was overly saturated with filters to look "cool", but it just made it potato quality and hard to see. Commonly found in media like movies and video games.

Overused colors included: brown, yellow, blue, and green.

If you have ever watched a Michael Bay movie, you have experienced Crust Quest.

Common music is grungy and some of it is high quality, while other music of the Crust Quest era is horrendously bad. Rock and metal tunes accompanied by over-the-top angst and a color filter is peak Crust Quest; and is something to look back upon both fondly and with rage, given how hard it was playing or watching anything.

Some proto Crust Quest was found in the late 90s. Even small traces could be in the 80s, but peak Crust Quest involved moody aesthetics and visual tones that were heavily overused — although at times beloved.

Some of it was just bad. Not even making it into the so bad it's good category. It is literally unwatchable. Or unplayable.

You can appreciate Crust Quest for what it was even if it is a mixture of nostalgia and embarrassment. You can laugh at it at the same time as reliving precious memories of the time period.

Other times you just want to groan.

Did you play the Nier Gestalt level in Nier Replicant?

Crust Quest continues.
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How can we make this even more Crust Quest?

Slap a Sepia filter over it and call it a day!

Crust Quest by internetstan May 29, 2026