coughee

a drink containing equal parts vodka and chocolate milk served hot like coffee. it is called coughee because it makes you cough

lets get smashed off coughee

by shnibly November 11, 2011

Moon Coughing

When an individual coughs due to staring up at the moon. Similar to sun sneezing.

"I looked up at the moon and I coughed. I really hate moon coughing."

by CrisCrossYall June 12, 2009

couchsucker

Associate Member who begins sleeping on the couch without paying any additional rent.

Like couchsurfer, couchsucker is one who has overstayed his welcome. Like a rotten fruit.

by sasona420 September 1, 2009

couch warmer

a dude who sits on his couch waiting to get laid while his "girlfriend" climbs out the bathroom window

girl last night i had to totally make this dude a couch warmer

by urban234 December 6, 2009

coughgrabmyasscough

*GMA* meaning "grab my ass"

SYD! *GMA* *coughgrabmyasscough*

by Dana October 5, 2003

fuck that couch

when a guy wants to get back at his girlfriend because she cheated, he goes to the other guy's house & jumps up & down on his couch as a punishment.

Bill: Wtf. She cheated on me!
Bob: lol you mad bro?
Bill: I'm about to fuck that couch

by plrdm August 16, 2011

couch

a fat person; a stupid or intolerant person.

She's such a couch, she's oozing over the side of her chair.

by vincent price March 7, 2004