Definitions by plrdm

fuck that couch 

when a guy wants to get back at his girlfriend because she cheated, he goes to the other guy's house & jumps up & down on his couch as a punishment.

Bill: Wtf. She cheated on me!
Bob: lol you mad bro?
Bill: I'm about to fuck that couch

fuck that couch by plrdm August 16, 2011