brain blow job

When your mind is blown by new information and you are unable to function, paralyzed.

Person1: ''Well, parachute is a word.''

Person2: ''Woah....can you stop giving me a brain blow job right now?!''

by dumbassurrekt July 20, 2018

blowing dust bubbles

Extremely thirsty

Hey, you want a drink? Yeah, I'm so parched I'm blowing dust bubbles.

by sgtblondie February 2, 2021

blowed out asshole

An asshole that becomes agape after being fucked hard. It then turns into a pink sock.

Darla has a blowed out asshole because she took Matt's Alabama king snake, for 3 hours straight.

by Shitshow1986 July 6, 2022

stinky blow job

Getting a blow job from someone that is taking a crap.

I enjoyed getting a stinky blow job until it was interrupted by the wiping.

by BaconMastert November 21, 2016

Blowing up the tower

Gay sex or jizzing

"Yo Steve I'm blowing up the tower"
"Fluck you Lou"

by bringmethe-definitions July 24, 2016

Mexican blow out

The act of laying down in your bed with loaded pants blowing shit up your back and down your legs.

My partner and i were making out she pushed me over on the bed and I had a Mexican blow out

by Shlong punisher March 8, 2022

Triple blow job

When 3 girls suck one males dick. Usually 1 will lick his balls and the other 2 will lick and/or suck his dick - all at the same time

Sam: Did you take those 3 girls home last night?

Ken: he’ll yeah! They gave me a triple blow job! All 3 of them were in my dick all night at the same time!

Sam: sounds awesome

by Daman4836 January 15, 2023