Asshole

Alex/ Biggity Blond Bitch Boy

Alex is such a asshole, he is literally the definition.

by Ipeggedmypillow June 9, 2022

Asshole failure

When Jake showed off his Bachelors Degree one day at work by thinking "renal failure" meant "asshole failure" due to having the words renal and rectal confused.

"So we're discharging him for having asshole failure?"

by Nicoletinells October 22, 2019

asshole

John

John is an asshole because he abuses people

by Sniff tickle August 16, 2019

Asshole

When an organization like Urban Dictionary controls the public opinion of terms like Feminism that offer equality and instead opts for definitions of people that hold no value in the term.

Urban Dictionary is an asshole for controlling the use of the term “feminism”.

by Loudandproud December 6, 2017

scrambled asshole

Has a physical or metaphorical resemblance to a rectum that has not been pounded or flattened, but roughly chopped, lightly blended, possibly, gently puréed.

Y'all about as useful as a bag of scrambled assholes.

He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.

by bear shaver July 13, 2021

wankin asshole

a shitstained cocksucka who loves dat cock in their anal hole

hey josh, you a wankin asshole
dat nigga a wankin asshole
sup bitch, yall know you a wankin asshole
then gelvin was all like, you a wankin asshole!!

by bROD November 29, 2013

Asshole

A guy who is self centered and a general piece of shit.

I'm sorry, I was such an asshole for attacking what you believe

by Typically_fresh October 23, 2017