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virginity

your virginity is equal to the ween bean fighting machine
by weenbeanlover September 10, 2021
mugGet the virginitymug.

virgin

one who listens to the band Weezer
Tim is the biggest virgin ever
by virginwhoisavirgin June 11, 2022
mugGet the virginmug.

virgin attack

A virgin attack is when you act like a weirdo or a loser simply because you don't have enough self control over your words.
Zignatious had a "virgin attack" when he got PBU'd as he got tackled by 5 people mid air as he made the catch.
by jeremytatum April 26, 2019
mugGet the virgin attackmug.

un-virgined

un-virgined is for when you have lost your virginity.
Get un-virgined bitch.
by epic fortnite May 7, 2020
mugGet the un-virginedmug.
Something to shout at males (usually) who exhibit creepy stalker-like behaviour around women (usually). This sleazy voyeuristic behaviour tends to happen in places and cultures where everyday interaction between the sexes is limited, actively encouraging the hunter/prey dynamic (following women, cat-calling, peeping tom behaviour, even assault). Frustrated males resort to even using technology to spy on females (telephoto lenses, mobile phones, drones etc), all the while blaming women for "limiting the supply of sex" or simply "asking for it!"
I see you leering at me and snapping pictures with your phone! It's not the angels' fault you're still a virgin at 30 - it's YOU!
by kapweeng April 14, 2018
mugGet the It's not the angels' fault you're still a virgin at 30mug.

Ginger Virgin

Usually referred to as ‘Tommy’ he is a gay homo who sucked blaine off
You fucking queer you sucked blaine off you ginger virgin
by Chaddy the wool November 29, 2018
mugGet the Ginger Virginmug.

virgin in practice

A person who has never had sex of any kind, but has done research to best prepare him/herself for what they may come across when they do get a chance to fuck. Examples of research include, but are not limited to: reading articles about methods of stimulation*, researching the anatomy of your gender preference, watching porn**, talking to people well versed in the field of having sex, researching STDs and condoms, and checking your own STD status.

*If an article doesn't reference anyone or include something to the affect of "everyone is different, so get to know your partner," take it with a grain of salt.

**Porn is often unrealistic. Take everything you see with a grain of salt. Porn can make a nice accompaniment to other forms of research, but just watching porn by itself is NOT considered research.
Guy 1: Wait a minute, Adam's a virgin?
Guy 2: Yeah. I thought you knew.
Guy 1: Well the way he talks about sex, you'd think he does it all the time.
Guy 2: Ok, technically he's a virgin in practice.

gf: So you're a virgin?
bf: Only in practice, darling.
gf: What does that mean?
bf: It means while I've never ventured into the bush with my staff in hand, I've read enough to know what to expect when I venture south of the border.
by Prof K1792 July 4, 2017
mugGet the virgin in practicemug.

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