Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult

Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023

dick

something that does something to your ass

kat:cmon use your dick while sex

tod:i cant we have to do E.sex because i dont have a condum all of them are used.

by bigdickrandy77 October 8, 2023

Dick-cloud

A pejorative term used to describe an acquaintance that is behaving in a dickish manner.

Example:

Lawrence: Hey, that guy’s a faggot! ....oh my bad
Armando: Hey, I don’t mind that word

Lawrence: Hey, faggot is bad word.
Armando: Ol’ “as I say not as I do looking ass” , you dick-cloud.

by Csmoove901 October 9, 2017

Dick Tape

When you shove a dick down someone's throat and then tape their mouth shut with tape.

Yo Fam™ if you continue being a little bitch I will have to dick tape you.

by shreky daddy August 6, 2018

Mellissa Gallo Fumero Needs To Lick Her Lips Before Sucking Dick

Mellissa Gallo Fumero Needs To Lick Her Lips Before Sucking Dick

Mellissa Gallo Fumero Needs To Lick Her Lips Before Sucking Dick

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 24, 2025

dick

what I used to fuck your mom last night

"ayo fuck you"

"fuck you! your mom spun on my dick so hard last night you're gonna have a baby brother!"

by ♡♡BITCH♡♡ June 4, 2023

big dick energy

chungha is big dick energy herself. chungha makes me so gay for her like she fucking radiates massive big dick energy.

- madi ( lovelyyuwin )

no one:
absolutely no one:
me: wow chungha radiates big dick energy so much it’s wild

by lovelyyuwin May 28, 2019