Yard Child

The son or daughter of a deadbeat dad, mainly used for Father's who are in the same town not hiding but still will go at any cost of ignoring there yard children as if they were the pleage.

_I'm sorry your honor but that kid is not mine

_the file clearly says it's your biological son

_ Your honor that's my yard child, I don't even know how to spell the retarded ass name my babymama gave him

_Order in the court, what do you think this is a babershop, please have some respect for the gavel

by Toroz May 29, 2018

Childe

A grownup acting like a literal child; childish, immature, and sensitive

“Wow they’re acting like a literal Childe!”
“Don’t act like a Childe! That would be terrible!”

by Scaramona November 30, 2022

child bags

balls.
just balls.

hey ma'am. want to step on my child bags?

by JewGaming April 1, 2021

Aftermarket Child

A child where you are not the original owner but has a brought a higher quality of life to you like any aftermarket part to an item.

Hey Stu who’s that? “Oh that’s just my aftermarket child”

by thickness286 August 16, 2025

Child fucker

Your uncle/male pe teacher

Jake: yo wanna go to a childs hospital
Ihateniggers69itouchminors: no i cant
Jake:why?
Ihateniggers69itouchminors: because im a child fucker. Of course

Jake: me too...thats why i wanted to go.
Ihaateniggers69itouchminors:we can still go...
(They stare in eachothers eyes and then start molesting eachother by shoving a rottiserie chicken in there ass)

by Niggerhater69itouchminors August 5, 2025

Child

A snoll pp being with a parents and a pet rat

Bill: your such a child
Greg: *cries*

by A smoll child January 21, 2021

Child Of Silence

Someone who rambles to themselves on Twitter for no reason.

Jim: Man, Janet is such a Child Of Silence.
Jerry: Of course she is.

by Child Of Silence October 22, 2020