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Brown Whale

When one is in a body of water deep enough to do a "front flip" in; one pulls down their pants, does the flip under water, and evacuates their bowels when only their rear is exposed above the water level thus making it look like a whale's blowhole spraying brown matter.
"Dude, Todd got so hammered at the mexican restaurant that he did a brown whale in the pool later that night. There was shit everywhere..."
by rajeshkoothrapali August 28, 2012
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johnson brown

The male reproductive organ (penis) can be referred to as a johnson. Brown is the inherent qualities of being associated with feces. If your johnson goes into the brown eye you've got yourself a brown johnson, or johnson brown.
Oh man did you wash? I got johnson brown.
by the dog brown April 23, 2009
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Brown-bear it

Basically, to masturbate, publicly or otherwise. In England, it's known as Cinnamon-Bearin' it.
Based off of a sighting of a local grizzly-bear playing with herself at the alaska zoo.
"what the alaska zoo doesn't want you to know!" on you tube.
Lindsay: You have plans tonight?
Becca: Yep. Gonna Brown-bear it at home watching Lost.
by Joey, Becca, and Lindsay May 17, 2008
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Brown Shout

A fart gone wrong, usually occuring during a period of illness where your sphincter control is not 100% accurate
Sorry guys, running about 30 minutes late after a brown shout - had to go home and get changed
by worldoflard June 4, 2009
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Gettin Brown

by Birincoolio January 15, 2009
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Pitch Brown

The act of taking a crap in the dark, with the door open.
My dog walked by while I was taking a pitch brown, but it was worth it.
by Stermin Nermin July 19, 2011
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Brown Fox

Similar to a Blue Falcon, but intentionally fucks over his buddies to look better.
Man1: are we still going to go to the concert.
Man2: let me call up Jim... Jim?
Jim: I am already here with Sally.
Man2: She's a whore and she hates us, and you were our only ride.
Man1: You brown fox.
by assassinblack October 6, 2008
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