Twat Waffle

A person who is to you, like a waffle sore is to a Vagina.

Girl, Roberto the 3rd is a Twat Waffle, actually I'd prefer an actual Twat Waffle.

by MendAkin October 17, 2019

Waffling

To waffle is to rant or go on and on.

My friends wont stop waffling like damn i dont care dude.

My friend wont stop waffling ! What should I say?
Say " did i ask?"

My friend is being such a waffle but i dont have the time for it

by Mike oxl0ng March 25, 2020

glint waffle

a camping no scoping sniper on call of duty

you fucking glint waffle

by camboslice September 1, 2011

Belgian Waffle Stomp

When you shit on someone’s mouth with their teeth closed and stomp it through their teeth.

That kid Bradley pissed me off, so I gave him a Belgian Waffle Stomp.

by Loganno January 14, 2019

Spicey Waffle

When the female puts hot sauce in her mouth and proceeds to give head and the male cums making a mixture which they put on the females pussy and the male proceeds to lick it up.

Jack and andrew love a good spicey waffle before breakfast

by LBazz69 November 1, 2011

Jellyfish waffle

When sperm gets all stringy in the shower making it look like jellyfish tenticles. Tile making it look like a waffle.

Step on it you got a jellyfish waffle

"Dude I made a sick jellyfish waffle last night in the shower! Looked like a real jellyfish."

by Prometheus03 February 27, 2023

reverse waffle

When you come to the office in the morning and stay until lunch, but work the rest of the day from home.

I'll be doing the reverse waffle today.
I'm reverse waffling.

by dashatron July 9, 2018