Buttered Loaf

The act of a woman taking a shit with a man watching and beatin off at the same time. Once she drops the watery load and then man is about ready to unload his load, she gets up from the toilet or any other place she's shitting, and he does the act of "load on load" leaving his semen on her shit

aw man, that bitch had such a hairy and smelly butthole when we were doin a buttered loaf last night

by loafer September 7, 2003

peanut butter

a guys dick, his penis

tom has as awesome peanut butter

by sammy May 13, 2005

buttered crumpet

when a man ejaculates on a womans vagina and then urinates upon said ejaculate.

Man: I just buttered your crumpet.
Woman: Buttered crumpet? Dude that's sick.

by diseased quail June 14, 2011

duck butter

The man juice that leaks out of the womans vagina after a night of sex.

Janie was dripping duck butter all over the carpet after comming out of the Washington Wizards locker room.

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

quan butter

Ball sweat. Origin: unknown.

The worst part of being teabagged by Fat Jimmy was that he was infamous for his excessive quan butter.

by Annie Poonanny April 28, 2006

Butter Fingering

When a women is finger-banged and butter is used as the lubricant. In Australia this may also involve eating the butter off a piece of toast.

"I was butter fingering you after class, It didn't mean we were dating!"

by HankyPanky420 February 24, 2009

Butter Troll

A fat goth.

The origin of the butter troll is unknown. Maybe they resort to wearing all black because it believed to be a slimming color. Or maybe they are just depressed due to their obesity, thus turning to gothdom. No one knows...

Dude, did you just see that butter troll pass by?

by DuhShizz November 28, 2009