The test fart you make when you are unsure if it's a fart or a poop. Sometimes you fart. Sometimes you poop. "The farts you make are equal to the farts you take" -Paul McCartney.
by Seamus MacFarland O'Toole August 27, 2017
The hollowed and often airy fart produced during a poop or similar. It often resembles a noise made in a gymnasium or a large chamber and often resounds throughout the bathroom.
I was in the library bathroom, and i had the loudest chamber fart. I am pretty sure the janitor heard.
by Gavsta707 January 13, 2015
When someone farts just enough for only the farter to smell it, and no one else.
Similar to subsistence farming, but related to passing gas and not raising crops.
Similar to subsistence farming, but related to passing gas and not raising crops.
Person A: *frrt*
Person B: Did you just fart? Why don't I smell it?
Person A: I guess only I can smell it.
Person B: Thank you for subsistence farting!
Person B: Did you just fart? Why don't I smell it?
Person A: I guess only I can smell it.
Person B: Thank you for subsistence farting!
by tinkarink December 12, 2021
When your friend pees in your butt, then you bend over and fart it out like a fountain in front of a fancy hotel!
I ordered this call girl, she said she was into butt stuff. She was thrilled during anal, then she had to fart and I had to pee at the same time! We had the perfect mix for a golden fart!
by HamsliceDaWordSmith January 25, 2021
Your breath smells like fart jerky.
by TheInfamous1 January 12, 2016
by Jay the confirmer September 19, 2019
on certain occasions, after one has consumed a particularly elegant meal—for example, of curried mussels with sausages, french fried potatoes, and port wine drunk from pig's bladders—one may seek to capture the essence of one's gaseous excretions in a flask. this typically happens only once or twice in a decade. the very best farts are known "body-spirits," or "esprit-de-corps," in the original french. such ripples will gain in complexity during the years they spend in the bottle, acquiring notes of dogshit, turpentine, penis sweat, and shark farts.
jamal: shall or shan't we uncork a few vintage farts this eve?
edgar: but of course, my good man.
jamal: i'll let you do the honors.
edgar: let me just take a dump right quick.
jamal: yeah no prob.
edgar: just opened it. smells so friggin good. just smells just like a dick.
jamal: cool.
edgar: yeah sick.
edgar: but of course, my good man.
jamal: i'll let you do the honors.
edgar: let me just take a dump right quick.
jamal: yeah no prob.
edgar: just opened it. smells so friggin good. just smells just like a dick.
jamal: cool.
edgar: yeah sick.
by trilliam turdsworth July 22, 2021