3 definitions by confuqed

gay positioning

Originally an act of the gays, but other folks from the LGBT+ community can participate in this as well;
Gay positioning is the act of not sitting "properly" by the str8/straight people's standards, usually the gays are the ones who sit in very unconventional, and surprisingly comfy, position and it has become their trademark

Teacher: Feet flat on the floor, let's sit like normal humans this year.
Flan: *looks over*
Alex: *is balancing in some sort of spider-man pose on the chair aka gay positioning*
Flan: I-
Flan: Ah right, gay.

by confuqed July 15, 2020

brian fart

Another term for brain fart

Hal: FUCK I DID A BRIAN FART
Bob: A brian fart?
Hal: FUCK I MEANT BRAIN FART
Steve: Too late, it's brian fart now.

by confuqed July 13, 2020

Shitteric

After someone in a Discord server did a brain fart and typed "shitteric" describing themselves. After realizing their mistake, they went with it and became part of the vocabulary.
They describe it as a word describing a certain object as unpleasant or annoying.

Friend: Why did puberty become a part of our evolution?
Me: 'Cuz God said, "fuck you".
Friend: He's still saying it now, what with the shit show 2020 has become.
Friend: And the anxious shitteric ass that is me is only beginning to take shape.
Me: What's shitteric?
Friend:
Friend: oh fu-

by confuqed June 8, 2020