Tanking 

The act of drinking tea whilst masturbating (wanking).

The new guy was caught tanking in the crib room last week

Tanking by BGR3 June 26, 2016

taking a schmidt 

When a man is so henpecked by the females in his household that he can only take a pee sitting down, just like a female does.

Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.

"Whoops, the apartment managers are coming over today to inspect the place, and I've just cleaned the john......guess I'll have to try taking a Schmidt."

taking a schmidt by ferdii6069 May 31, 2016

Tanking 

To do a headstand with your head in a toilet bowl. A variant of Planking.

Oh god, I went in the bathroom and John was tanking in the Urinal !!!

Tanking by Bama-lama-ding-dong October 18, 2016

taking a number four

It is the act of taking a shit while holding hands with another. Person taking a number two

Wanna hold hands while we shit and call it taking a number four

taking a number four by ass assassination December 22, 2016

Taking a Jabba

Taking a selfie from your chest, with the goal of making as many chins as possible in the photo.

Hold on, I'm taking a Jabba. I think I got seven chins in.

Taking a Jabba by adhlqetu January 1, 2017

Taking backseat 

When you are trying to get two people together but basically forcing them to get together

Dam john was taking backseat tonight

Taking backseat by PiriPiri January 6, 2017

taking the cat for a walk 

When you want to have sex with your girlfriend but she is not in the mood.

Male: Hey baby, do you want to have sexy?
*She stares back blankly, the man may as well be taking the cat for a walk*

taking the cat for a walk by Excessive Sharting April 2, 2017