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Top Button Swag 

When someone has all of their buttons done up on a polo shirt and it looks nice/good.
Person 1 - "Whoah, Lydia has all her buttons done up on her polo shirt, it looks really nice."
Person 2 - "She has top button swag obviously."
Top Button Swag by chexxa November 26, 2011

too much swag 

having so much swagg your the king of swag
Pauly D from the Jersey Shore: "If you look up 'too much swag' in the dictionary, you'll see a big picture of my face."

Medway Swag 

Unlike regular swag, Medway Swag includes rednecks, hicks, muddy lifted trucks, burn outs, country music, tan lines, rugby, going for a smoke in Weldon, leaving farm animals in your school, and driving your tractor to school.
After smoking up the entire student parking lot doing a burn out with a lifted muddy truck, one might say "dat Medway swag doe!"
Medway Swag by MedwayHS June 21, 2014

Ruble Swag 

Guappin' out like the Rubleski aka Swag Nasty on a zillion aka 10 toilets aka guap, cake, b-day, all day like everyday my berfday!
Why you be jockin' my Ruble Swag?!
Ruble Swag by Guap City August 7, 2009

Awkward Swag 

The ultimate form and stage of the Swag cycle. The swag molecules will grow exponentially until it reaches a point where the molecules overflow through the person's body. This will usually corrupt the person's speech and body actions in a way so inexplicably awkward. The person will start to feel very fly, causing them to act like a bird and make them do the occasional bird sound. The biggest advantage of having awkward swag is that it makes them a chick magnet, which helps gain baby chickens.
Dude 1: Yo dude, you're acting so fly. Are you on meth?
Dude 2: Hahaha, no. It's my awkward swag.

Baby Chick 1: Hey girl, why am I attracted to that guy?
Baby Chick 2: IT'S HIS AWKWARD SWAG!!! HE'S A CHICK MAGNET!!
Another form of "On god" or "Real shit", used when something is genuinely happening.
"Yo I brought Taco Bell"
"On swag?"
on swag by Vapy July 7, 2021