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smartubation

The act of showing off one's vast knowledge and high intelligence in a manner that annoys others.
Dude, enough with the "neural network design project I worked on" shit! Do you even realise how fed up we're with your smartubation?
by alphallus March 2, 2011
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smartass

a person that thinks they are really smart with cometes to everything
smartass maddi
by sharks28 October 26, 2016
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web smarts

Or web smart

Similar to street smarts

Knowledge gained on the internet, and used to hold conversations on the web, whether it be on a forum, a social networking site or an instant messenger.

Your quick quirky internet wit can be described as a web smart.
Gee whizz jimmy you sure seen off that forum troll with your web smarts.

You think you are so clever with your web smarts.
by el_tel April 14, 2008
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Sorrenti Smartarse

Sorr-en-ti Smart-arse
-noun

1. To act like one Stacey Sorrenti.
2. To use language in order to seem humorous towards males.

Pioneered by Australian Stacey Sorrenti in 2004, and still in use today in regions of Sydney's Greater West.

Words or phrases used by younger female friends towards older males in regards to every day events, scenarios or situations that have a sarcastic vibe/tone are included under Sorrenti Smartarseness.

Origin:
bef. 1050; (v.) ME smerten, OE -smeortan (only in the compound fyrsmeortende painful like fire), c. OHG smerzanayz (G schmerzenarse); (adj.) ME smerte, smart quick, prompt, sharp, arse, buttocks, behind, butt orig., biting, smarting, late OE smearte, akin to the v.; (adv. and n.) ME smerte, deriv. of the adj.
"But then again, unless it has sex, drugs, or cuban porn, it probably wouldn't blip up on your radar." - Sorrenti Smartarse.
by John Macquarie-Oxford August 28, 2009
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shart cock

A young police officer , often named Jeremy
You shart cock!
by Bk island February 18, 2018
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Giggle Shart

The trifecta of laughter: giggling, farting and having a little bit of poop coming out.
Dave laughed so hard at Rob's Cards Against Humanity card that he giggle sharted while his parents were in the room. MOST EMBARASSING
by RodeoSafety February 27, 2015
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smartikle

to be really smart and amazing and talkitive
alex is very smartikle at geography!
by alexandra01 December 16, 2007
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