Ring light

A light to hold you phone that breaks too fucking easily
Person 1: dude my ring light broke again

Person 2: again? That’s the 16th time this month

Person 1: I mean that’s ring lights for ya
by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020
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The ring of fire

When you're spicing it up in the bedroom and get a blowjob from a girl who's just eaten spicy food.
After a drunken wing night, me and the missus went back to the bedroom and I accidently got put through the ring of fire.
by Victory Gin October 04, 2019
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Rusty o-ring

When a man fucks a person in the ass then wipes the head on the partner's lips as when applying lipstick.
After a jack hammering anal session I turned her around and gave her a generous rusty o-ring just before she had to work.
by Scuzpunk April 06, 2017
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five gold rings

a chrismass carol
five gold rings!
by xdr5t3evq3q December 15, 2023
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Midwest meat heist ring

CNN: "Three men arrested for their
roles in multimillion-dollar
Midwest meat heist ring"

reader: So the corporatists had a circle jerk?

CNN: ... Yes...
by jint3i November 05, 2022
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shut up ring

A shut up ring is an engagement ring given to a partner to get them to shut up or stop pushing for marriage.

Usually the one who gives the ring is the one who is reluctant to get married/engaged, so they provide a ring to the one demanding so they will stop talking about it.
Person 1: "Lisa wanted Jason to propose so badly, but he didn't want marrige yet."

Person 2: "Yeah. I heard he just gave her a shut up ring so they could both be happy."
by ScreamingInPublicRestrooms December 05, 2023
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stang ring

Wiping ur ass with chilli will leave you with stang ring
by mytoesis December 09, 2022
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