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Midwestern Ring of Fire

The Midwestern Ring of Fire is a party trick in which you shove three to four raccoons up your ass, along with some medium to spicy salsa, and just hold on for dear life.
Did you see how Tony pulled off that Midwestern Ring of Fire last night? Crazy bro...
by batfucker69 October 17, 2023
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Alex Cock Ring

A really great male stripper who is cheap, outgoing, and free of most STD's.
(Alex Cock Ring) Damn Alex, back at it again with the cock ring
by samcat116 August 8, 2016
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tongue punch the golden ring

A game for those who are brave enough to lick the Sterling Heights Art Installation. A.k.a. The Golden Butthole
Example:
I bet John $40 dollars that he wouldn't "tongue punch the golden ring" last night and that crazy son of a bitch actually did it!
by Sterlinghightslocalguide March 22, 2019
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Male Nose Ring Theory

If a Male has a Nose Ring he is almost certainly a Leftist cuck and a White Knight. He will constantly argue for far Left ideology. Indulges in things like polyamory and awful tattoos. Should be avoided by any means.
There it is - the Male Nose Ring Theory in action”

“He’s going to tell us about Third Wave Feminism isnt he?”
by Ebloodsports September 17, 2025
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Ring Bologna

A turd that resembles an anaconda!
I'll shall return after I twist off a ring bologna!
by Skillzzz August 10, 2023
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Ringing it

When your dick is so scared, it retreats to a point that it looks like a condom ring.
Dude, that chick was so scary, I was ringing it!
by Spindoctor78 January 22, 2022
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orphan ring

1. Orphan Ring is an orphaned fried good or goods, consummated amongst other unassorted fried dishes.

or

2. An Orphans ring.
1. I ordered French Fries and received a lucky Orphan Ring at the bottom!

2. Sweet! Barnacles from a deep fryer yielded me Orphan Rings on my Blooming Onion.
by SOLARMOON May 7, 2017
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