Corn Muffin Cock

When a penis is small but extremely thick with a lot of girth causing the head to look like a corn muffin. Giant and as wide around as a coke can but short and stumpy like a muffin too.

2 inch cock, 10 inch head. A lady killer....... literally. :)

Mike- "Hey babe, wanna see a corn muffin cock?"
Sarah- "What the hell is that?"
Mike- *Whips out cock
Sarah- "Oh my god, that dick head is so big that a bear couldn't even blow it. "
Mike- "Yup, you need both hands for this Corn Muffin Cock"

Lou- That thing isn't even 3 inches long dude. She rather get with my normal 7 inch snake like penis istead of that stumpy mushroom cloud looking disaster

Sarah- " Incorrect, i prefer girth. I want to stretch my walls"

Lou- "WHATEVER!!!!"

by GM123 April 21, 2017

dusty old muffin

When your balls are all old and wrinkly and they haven't been touched in a long time

That man looks pretty old, i bet he has a dusty old muffin.

by Bub4 February 11, 2017

Bakes my muffins

An exclamation about how something has made you happy.

Wow Sydney thanks for washing my car, that really bakes my muffins!

by Bennet Anderson December 14, 2020

buttered her muffin

To no longer be a virgin. Mentioned in Mean Girls by Jason

I buttered her muffin yeaterday and she got AIDS (oops!)
IS your muffin buttered? Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?

by B. P. June 27, 2007

smaxy bran muffin

someone who is filled with chocolate chips of warmth and delight.

maxine is such a smaxy bran muffin!

by smaxy May 29, 2008

ICE YOUR MUFFIN

A Muffin is a girls vagina. If it is iced, her man shoots his cum on her muffin.

I want to ice your muffin baby.

by Windtnl December 18, 2012

Muffin Top Pop

A ridiculously oversized beverage container that is significantly larger on its top than on its bottom, allowing one to fit the drink into a standard car beverage holder. Popularized with the emergence of "super-sized" meals and their very large accompanied drinks, and with half-gallon sized slush drinks and sodas at convenience stores.

I hope this drink I'm ordering is a muffin top pop, otherwise it won't fit into this standard car beverage holder!

by Dirt Sandwich December 19, 2010