Luke will pull any girl you throw at him, he’ll smash any girl. not uggy ones) but yeah and he’s hot asf
by sexyman42 November 6, 2018
Get the Lukemug. 
Luke Schmalix is the world most awesome mother fucking person. He will fuck anyone up that gets in his way and will make it the most painful way of doing it.
Luke Schmalix could resemble a statue that you would find in a museum that has perfect chiseled abs that you could wash your cloths on them.
Luke Schmalix is the best guy you will ever me. He has a dark side and doesn't like it when he lets it out.
Luke Schmalix has stunning good looks and can get any girl he want with ease.
He also is a very trust worth good friends that will look out for you whenever and will help you to the best of his ability.
Luke Schmalix could resemble a statue that you would find in a museum that has perfect chiseled abs that you could wash your cloths on them.
Luke Schmalix is the best guy you will ever me. He has a dark side and doesn't like it when he lets it out.
Luke Schmalix has stunning good looks and can get any girl he want with ease.
He also is a very trust worth good friends that will look out for you whenever and will help you to the best of his ability.
Josh:You see that kid Luke Schmalix
Eric:I wouldn't fuck wit him
Josh: fuck that me either.
Girl 1: you see that kid over there.
Girl 2: ya OMG thats Luke Schmalix
Girl 1: he is really hot
Girl 2: ya i know
Eric:I wouldn't fuck wit him
Josh: fuck that me either.
Girl 1: you see that kid over there.
Girl 2: ya OMG thats Luke Schmalix
Girl 1: he is really hot
Girl 2: ya i know
by matthew tomson September 24, 2011
Get the Luke Schmalixmug. Luke is a pretty simple guy. He does what he wants when he wants. He is a very handsome dude and his sense of style is crazy good. He looks like a stoner but it rather sober. He prefers to hang with the boys but can't help himself from getting caught up with a bitch from time to time. He can do everything and is the handiest mothafucker. He doesn't like to be told what to do so he doesn't like scheduled sports or school. When he gets pissed he's pissed so don't make him mad because he has hands. Do not disrespect him.
by SuskysDaRealOG April 13, 2021
Get the Lukemug. by Haha bill March 25, 2019
Get the Luke’s birdmug. Two people who are meant to be. Please date and get married. You are so cute together and everyone agrees.
by SAMMIE AND GWEN December 29, 2020
Get the luke and avamug. When you’re going down on a latina girl and you light up a fat bowl of DMT and blow it into her cooch.
Chica 1: “Yo how was the party last night?”
Chica 2: “OMG it was amazing, he gave me the ole Dirty Luke and I was tripping BALLS.”
Chica 2: “OMG it was amazing, he gave me the ole Dirty Luke and I was tripping BALLS.”
by Not Jonathan May 31, 2024
Get the Dirty Lukemug.