Freaky 4th of July

When your girl is so kinky that she puts a roman candle in her ass facing inward while you fuck a lit fire cracker into her. Hospitalization is inevitable.

"Hey man, I'm in the hospital."
"Oh no what happened?"
"My girl wanted a freaky 4th of July last night and it blew off my dick..."

by Seymour Chris Peacock March 10, 2025

July 25

National tickle the chat admin day

Hey it’s July 25, time to tickle the chat admin IRL until they ban us for life!

by Sir Loin Stockade July 24, 2025

July 12

A day where you can get drunk, watch the bands, go to a parade and watch the bonfires get lit fuck the pope and the ira!!

Ryan: Yo it’s the July 12
Josh: Aye let’s watch the bonfires get light yeooo
*2’oclock in the morning*
Ryan: Yo where the fuck are we
Josh: idk some random field lol

by pollutebumhole August 1, 2024

July 6th

National Girls Day! This day is dedicated to those girls who need a night out with the girls!!

Girl 1: Hey, wanna hang out?
Girl 2: I’m busy today sorry.
Girl 1: It’s July 6th!! You have to! It’s National Girls Day!
Girl 2: Oh in that case! I’m free right now and can have a girls night.

by Live.Life.While.You.Can.MFERS! May 1, 2024

july 1st

a day were legends are born

july 1st is the day madd came to life

by smo3 October 15, 2019

july 19

Estonias national hug a village whore day.

"Hey today is july 19 lets go hug a whore!"

by monkeybrain18 July 18, 2021

the first july 29th

the first july 29th 2021 marks the first day in which melissa cant call ansa her little ansy poo bear </3

the first july 29th will be a setback for the human race

by mylittlesusling June 17, 2021