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A day where you can get drunk, watch the bands, go to a parade and watch the bonfires get lit fuck the pope and the ira!!
Ryan: Yo it’s the July 12
Josh: Aye let’s watch the bonfires get light yeooo
*2’oclock in the morning*
Ryan: Yo where the fuck are we
Josh: idk some random field lol
July 12 by pollutebumhole August 1, 2024

christmas makeout

On the 25th of December, you makeout with your loved one.
Jack just made out with me!”
“Why?!”
“Because it’s the 25th of December!”
“Oh, a christmas makeout.”
christmas makeout by pollutebumhole December 24, 2023

christmas makeout

On the 25th of December, you makeout with your loved one.
“Come makeout with me!”
“Why?”
“Because it’s the 25th of December!”
Oh, a christmas makeout!”
christmas makeout by pollutebumhole December 24, 2023
Jim: "LOL REKT NUB I HAD SEX WITH UR MOTHER LOL HER CHEEKS WERE MASSIVE!"

Tom: "I thought she left?"
Mother by pollutebumhole April 18, 2022

November 14th 

The month where everyone can buy a gun and start a massacre without being arrested!
"WHY DID YOU KILL MY FAMILY?!"

"Well.. its November 14th!"
November 14th by pollutebumhole April 18, 2022