June 14th

National f*ck your gf/bf day!

Bf: Hey. Wanna f*ck?
Gf: Why?
Bf: It’s June 14th!
Gf: Oh okay!

by Live.Life.While.You.Can.MFERS! May 01, 2024

July 6th

National Girls Day! This day is dedicated to those girls who need a night out with the girls!!

Girl 1: Hey, wanna hang out?
Girl 2: I’m busy today sorry.
Girl 1: It’s July 6th!! You have to! It’s National Girls Day!
Girl 2: Oh in that case! I’m free right now and can have a girls night.

by Live.Life.While.You.Can.MFERS! May 01, 2024