jesus booting it 

Going public places barefoot

Are you going to wear shoes?
No, i'm Jesus booting it.

jesus booting it by out4answers August 25, 2013

jesus tits and a half 

Meaning holy shit or oh my gosh but at a whole new extreme

Jesus tits and a half you neeed to settle that skanktron down

jesus tits and a half by joshyboi November 16, 2013

jesus tits and a half 

Meaning holy shit or oh my gosh but at a whole new extreme

Jesus tits and a half you neeed to settle that skanktron down

jesus tits and a half by joshyboi November 16, 2013

jesus muncher 

Anybody who is part of a religion that has jesus as the son of god and is so devoted to where it sickens those around them

Bro im tring to hookup with that cute redhead

Dude dont bother she talks bout jesus and god too damn much she s a total jesus muncher

jesus muncher by MJP2100 December 26, 2013

Jesus Jammer 

Someone who tries to cram a fresh load of unwanted religion down your throat.

Keith: You should get in touch with God, Kenneth.
Kenneth the Athiest: What a jesus jammer...

Jesus Jammer by somedude149 May 13, 2014

Jesus Bumper 

someone who presses their religion on you, especially catholicism. They make reference to their religion and justify everything behind their religion in a conversation.

ex:
man: This woman came to to my house today to try and convert me, bro.

Friend: Bitch was a Jesus Bumper, yo.

Jesus Bumper by cutup3 July 21, 2014

jesus nap

a Jesus nap is where you feel like you're gonna die from whatever you ate and you just have to sleep for the salvation of those around you.

After a nice brunch, complete with mimosas, I think it's time for a Jesus Nap.

jesus nap by jpeg1024 April 5, 2015