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Internet Explorer

Microsoft's internet browser included with Windows systems. Faster at loading up than other browsers like Firefox and Netscape which take fucking ages. As an internet browser, it works and does its job.

Can be insecure with its default settings, but tieing them down virtually eliminates some, if not all of the security problems that people complain about. Unfortunately the reputation for spyware comes from dumb users who download shite like smiley central or are dumb enough to "YES" or "OK" to everything that pops up on screen.

Bashed by geeky open source zealots and Mozilla anoraks frequently who often over-exaggerate the truth in order to push their alternative.
IE is safe if you tie down its default security settings. I have NEVER had any malicious programs install automatically.
by anon March 6, 2005
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internet tweeker

whe one is on the internet for hours or days because they are high on methamphetamine (crystal, crank, dope, ice, glass,shit n speed, tweak)
this guy smoked some shit by himself then got online to try to find a hookup for PNP,this is an example of an internet tweeker.
by jackson, j May 3, 2006
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internet pronounciation

the way straight men pronounce acronyms used on the internet, lol = luhl, stfu = stuffoo, etc. only girls pronounce the letters
dude 1: L O L man, i saw this movie-

dude 2: wat r u gay or something? it's pronounced "luhl", noob, learn internet pronounciation
by the commissar June 23, 2009
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Internet Wazzock

A person on the internet, most likely a loser, who uses people, especially girls, to to anything he so wishes. He will charm girls he does not know, then 'groom' them, as it were, then persistently tell them how he loves them, and wishes he could buy a plane ticket to come and 'visit' her. Also uses falsified, glorified, less than bona-fide claims like he has cancer, or is injured in some fatal way.

Yet, the girl always knows this guy is lying terribly, and when he is confronted, he will get angry or sad with her, and do whatever he can to try and stay near her, even when she has blocked him.

He is a massive attention whore, and a huge Narcissist.

Care should be taken to avoid this fellow, for as unlikely as it sounds, he might stop cyber dating and meet someone for real, and kidnap them.
Internet Wazzock: Ohh you know that quake we had in Cali? I grandfather clock fell on me, and i got glass right through my pupil and am scared to go to the doctor...

Person: Oh yeah? Like the time you said you had Cancer?

Internet Wazzock: I'm not lying *tries to back up with outlandish claims*
by midnightpanda April 18, 2010
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internet porn

Mans GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT since the invention of fire.
by lovedatporn March 24, 2019
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Internet Famous

Nearly as good as Ghostbuster famous, but not quite!
Fraaaaaaaan: i am officially internet famous

Aliero: whats that?

Fraaaaaaaan: nearly as good as Ghostbuster famous but not quite!
by Fraaaaaaaan June 20, 2008
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internet

what kinda stupid question is this what the hell do you think your on, god your an idiot.
by fourth horsemen October 4, 2005
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