half full/empty cup

I don't care whether my cup's half full or empty, I just wanna know who the hell's been drinkin my beer!

John was pissed because he had a half full/empty cup of beer.

by godsflesh55 November 4, 2010

starting with a sink full of dishes

A saying originating from having suite/roommates and a shared space

- When there is drama that one has to deal with before a certain event even starts

B: I can’t believe they had to call the RA on her!
E: Oh geez! You guys are already starting with a sink full of dishes.

by steinekrieg January 17, 2021

He went full Asian

When a man starts becoming seriously involved with a 100% Asian or Pacific Island lady breaks up with a blonde Barbie doll & a half Asian dumb BFC {see bitch face c.u.n.t.}. Said man finds serenity with less stress from the drama and selfish self centeredness of the blonde Barbie doll and the Skanky half Asian BFC.

Ron: He is dating a Filipina and seems really happy.

Julie: you mean he went full Asian?

Ron: yes, that would be correct.

Chuck: Yeah. He lost your sorry BFC attitude and petty money grubbing, two timing, 25 faced, nappy headed, jankity ass. Sure as hell. He went full Asian. Now get your sorry ass outta here and go suck a Dick!

by T_rump_supporter December 27, 2018

You've Gone Full Goldblum

When a man becomes exponentially more cool and stylish with age.

Those hip glasses, snappy shoes, and love of Postmodern Jukebox prove that You've Gone Full Goldblum!

by Guy Fleegman July 19, 2016

ugly as a hat full of arseholes

someone who is incredibaly ugly and not even a mother could love them

your as ugly as a hat full of arseholes

by nwaa April 23, 2006

Full Service Lube Job

A blow job in which the guy cums in the girl's mouth and she then swallows it

(The guy is cleaning the 'old' fluid out of his pipes and replacing it with fresh fluid)

MOCO and Lisa are firm believers in the Full Service Lube Job!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Full Bird Colonel

A person who has their red wings(engaging in oral sex on a female while she is menstruating,) white wings(an act in which once the male ejaculates into the introitus of the vagina is subsequently followed by cunnilingus,) and yellow wings(Cunniligus during urination.)

one step below wing commander
& 2 steps below rainbow warrior
Does not include black wings

I became a full bird colonel all in one night. After having sex with this chick that was ragging, I was eating her out and she laughed so hard she peed in my mouth.

by EupheMystick April 4, 2011