The Devil

If you're The Devil, why would you come down here with us without superpowers or something? Where are your superpower?

Hym "Oh, I don't know, if I was The Devil I would want to prove that you would torture me forever if you could... Because it ain't hate that I feel for you, is it Jordan? What is it I feel for all of you? You can tell them. It's ok. And now I won't have to feel bad for you."

by Hym Iam March 31, 2023

devil plastic

Non-recyclable plastic, which is typically soft.

Don't tell me this bread's wrapped in devil plastic!

by PonyTrainBoi December 9, 2023

Devil's spaghetti

The devil's spaghetti is playing twister with anal beads

How was your day yesterday

Good we did the devil's spaghetti

by L0cus.t December 21, 2021

Devils gate keeper

The Devils Gate Keeper: This is the cross between constipation and sketchy food decisions. You are alerted to this phenomenon by gut wrenching twisting pain in your lower abdomen. The kind of pain that makes you want to curl up in a ball and die. This pain is usually associated with the explosive diarrhea which follows a long night of light beer and Taco Bell. The difference is once you finally crawl to the toilet because it hurts too much to stand, you are not greeted with violent relief. Instead the pain continues as you strain and push with the force to cause a brain hemorrhage until you are finally able to pop the cork of despair. Once this happens you almost die as you feel your soul exit your body via your ass.

So I’m a little bit dehydrated and had ten day old leftover chicken gumbo for lunch yesterday, which caused me to battle the devils gate keeper this morning.

by Pedro11111 April 11, 2019

The Devil’s Graffiti

The streaks left on the sides of the toilet bowl after an explosive bowel movement, particularly after the first flush.

Them: I’ve already flushed twice and there’s still shit stuck on the toilet

Me: That’s the Devil’s Graffiti, baby. You can’t deface what’s already been defaced.

by link1ater July 26, 2021

Devilled Jill

A Devilled Jill is when you go for a shit, but you also need a piss. What else do you do, except make a Devilled Jill, the 2 in 1 special.

James: I had to take a deuce and a whizz at the same time so you KNOW i had to do a Devilled Jill.

Lucas: Send a pic.

by DUNC3 February 24, 2025

Deviling

When you to twist your pubic hair at opposite ends to make them look devil horns

are you ready?

Yeah, let me start deviling pubes real quick

by Ronald.j chanefeild April 3, 2021