Burger Sex

The action of putting a McDonalds plain cheeseburger on a papertowel holder and inserting it into your rectum. Leaving your bum smelling like a cheap grease trap for days on end.

Damn bro, im kinda horny and hungry. I’m gonna have some Burger Sex.

by AnalWeedEnjoyer April 29, 2022

Burger

A sandwich with at least 1 beef, lettuce, cheese and some sauce

burger

by Handle.cfg October 30, 2022

Bob The Burger Builder

A person that is really cool.

Bob The Burger Builder gives no examples

by 0cean_man August 30, 2018

Ass Burgers

Burgers That Come From the Anus

Joel had Ass Burgers This Morning. The toilet ain't lookin too good

by Local Loaner September 17, 2020

humongo burger

Another name for any large hamburger. Mostly said it on a 90's show called "Street Sharks".

Wow, there's a new restaurant at our nearby casino that looks like a humongo burger on the outside! (Find that on Street Sharks episode 29 or season 3 episode 16 "Card Sharks".

by VanillaFLWR May 27, 2016

Smash Burger Denial

An extremely dangerous mental condition by which someone has a complete denial of the smashing if ground beef into a thin patty which creates the most delicious burgers. These individuals tend to spend needless time and effort making round patties that just fall apart in the end and take forever to cook.

My burger is uncooked and broken in two, must have been cooked by someone with extreme smash burger denial.

by Clars800 September 12, 2020

Burger Ben

A Ben who loves eating burgers

Austin: Damn, Ben's been eating a lot of burgers

Jett: He has been. He's such a burger ben

by Robbobobb0 July 28, 2025