Read a book

1. A classic method to gain knowledge or to kill time.
2. A phrase pseudo-intellectuals use to make opponent's arguments invalid.

1. Old person: "I have too much of free time. I'll better read a book."

2. Joe: "Earth is round."

Some Dork: "OMG U R SO STUPID! ITS F-L-A-T!!! READ A BOOK!"

by ThuckFis9 December 7, 2017

Prune the Book

To cut friends off Facebook, either because you are tired of them or just have too many friends or because you don't want coworkers seeing your party life.

Man...bitches pissed me off so I had to Prune the Book.

by 2juicy4u December 11, 2017

Doing it for the book

Putting on for Facebook. Doing to much for likes and shares. When you are a nobody outside of the social media platforms.

Why mike on Facebook flexing like he got money? That ain’t even his car! He need to stop doing it for the book

by OgJoeyP(VAGhuncho) December 12, 2017

testing the book

when you sneak into the bookstore and remove the barcode

i was just testing the books Mr Krabs

by I'm in 9th grade February 15, 2018

the supreme holy book

the holy book of hypebeastism

Hey you did you do your daily routine of praying to the supreme holy book " yeah I did actually"

by xellkkk June 6, 2018

No Look You Better Book

This is when a beta male ask out a fine girl and she is so embarrassed that she turns away and does not even acknowledge your existence. At this point you better start Booking it out the room to lessing the embarrasment between both parties.

I asked her to prom and she just looked away and laughed, I knew the rule of NLYBB (no look you better book) and ran out the room. I will live to see another day.

by Eugene with fadora May 7, 2018

Publishing a book

Where a person takes ages to respond back to you, or you see “____ is typing...” for 8 years.

Damn, is Sam publishing a book right now?

by AlluringAurora July 7, 2018